I heart you...1.) My love for you is stronger than monkey’s love for the last banana. One would say you are my banana in a monkey cage.
2.) I will love you till I am the last person on Earth... then all bets are off! 3.) I long for you like a basket longs for a picnic, minus the ants. 4.) There are only two things that compare to you. One is a baby seal riding a unicorn. The other is you holding a baby seal riding a unicorn. 5.) Even if I had no legs I would still dance with you. But I wouldn’t be very good. I am sorry. 6.) I love you like a cat lady loves her cats, but you know, without the crazy.
7.) My only regret is that I have but one life to give to this relationship. Unless you believe in reincarnation, in that case we need to break up. (just kidding) 8.) My love for you flows like wine at holiday times. 9.) If I were any more in love with you I would be fat. 10.) My dear, you are the disco ball to my dance party. 11.) I love you like a fat kid loves cake! (classic) You may also enjoy... Funny Ways to Get Even
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